condition yourself

keep honking bitch im listening to skinny puppy’s 1990 masterpiece TOO DARK PARK and now youre a part of it

the best part of mgsv is when eli is on motherbase and u get called back to base because ur ugly british son is being naughty and trying to turn your war cult into lord of the flies so u have to pulverize that child. there is literally a gameplay section in mgsv where an unarmed child is running around trying to open hand slap you and you, a 50 year old trained military man suplex him like a bag of oranges. and then that crazy tyke just dusts himself off and keeps running around like a roach hiding behind pillars and trying to stab you with shards of a paper plate he cut up in arts and crafts until you dribble him like a basketball a good 5 or six more times.

when i get to heaven the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me