meat lovers pizza

so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

imagine a girl soothing her anxiety by reciting meet the scout to herself in the mirror

*on the verge of tears* boink. i'm a force of nature. bonk. if you were from,, where i was from. yyou'd be fucking deadd. .wooooooo..

What frustrates me with being an "out of sight, out of mind" person is that people tend to love suggesting notepads, diaries, apps, lists, anything that you can write reminders in. But my kind of "out of sight, out of mind" extends to that as well. Truly. If it is not in my sight, it is not in my mind. And you know what happens when you close a book or an app? It is not longer in sight.

it used to be 2007 you know

Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

Bad news: everyone who has said some variation of "umm actually I don't do that 🙏 I'm a good person" is more annoying than the rest of us confessing to our nerd crimes. Yes you do. I guarantee it you do. You're saying Um, Actually right now

I Don't Care How Silly It Makes You Feel, That 10 Minute Bust Sketch Of Your Gay OC Facing Left Where One Eye Is Too Big And The Hair's Wrong Is Just As Much A Piece Of Art As The Fucking Mona Lisa And You Will Refer To It As Real Art With Inherent Value By Virtue Of Being Art Or Your Inconsistent Praxis Will Subtly Eat Away At Your Confidence In All Forms Of Creation, Forever

A actual fucking hero dude