move on dot org

(in the middle of a heartfelt conversation, with concerning sincerity) and dont forget that I am evil, and that my death will be announced with singing in the streets

u all should reblog this and tell me what song you thought was the deepest shit ever at 11 years old lol. i’ll go first it was dear mister president by the dixie chicks and also what if god was one of us by joan osborne

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Does anyone else feel like their job would be easier if more people they worked with were trained to do the jobs they actually do

If I was still with my ex I could make him teach me power lookup in Excel. This is why they call it Ex-cel…..

Survived (?) the annual My Department’s Report meeting. Okay everyone go in a circle and tell me your rose and your thorn. My thorn was that everyone once again for the third year running said “Hey can you manufacture some more consent for something that is logistically exhausting but lucrative pleaseeeee” and my rose is that I got to talk about my spreadsheets 🥰

There was a Vriska (Vriska) joke in my PowerPoint btw

THATS MY MAISY

I did weird shit on the floor at home instead of going to the gym #shutin