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i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

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normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

librarycard

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

imactuallyagiraffe

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

lookninjas

What's Next For Mitch McConnell?

Actual news about his health status.

The same vague press statement they've released five times already.

AI Deepfake Mitch (with a varying number of fingers)

Corpse gets wheeled around in sunglasses a la Weekend at Bernie's

Replaced by Marjorie Taylor Greene in a bad mask.

I have a funnier joke than these (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 8

lookninjas

I'm not going to lie, "He steals the lifeforce of Lindsey Graham to prolong his unnatural existence a few more months out of spite" just straight up didn't occur to me. I really didn't see that one coming.

kumeko

Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

mcstack

Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Seriously, Clark’s face here

He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD

rael-rider

Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.

nerdgerhl

Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.

catbountry

When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.

incognitomoustache

these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:

This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.

Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.

Superman is just really important, ok?

fipindustries

this for people to truly understand superman

dduane

I will never get tired of reblogging this. This is the Superman who means something to *me*.

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

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I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

softness-and-shattering

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

mmm-asbestos

girls literally looooove data they love information

malibubarbiethepinkprincess

aeturnum-mendacacium

To be a true batman fan you must simultaneously believe that batman is a middle aged man loser with mental issues, an eldritch monstrosity who is human in all the long suffering torturous wrong ways, and an cunt-serving diva with a face card so lethal it's a partial reason for inter-galaxy peace.

valtsv

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

dreamterlude

hero: hey man its okay that was good you uh you did good back there

villain: i did good??

hero: i mean- bad!! you did bad!!

crack--attack

villain: I did BAD?!?!

official-lucifers-child

hero: i mean... you did good at being bad!

villain: oh... thank you?

hero: *awkwardness intensifies* no problem...

fagsystem

villain, tearing up again: no one has ever told me I'm good at anything!

hero: where are your parents I just want to talk

candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva

broadwaytheanimatedseries

All the best hero - villain dynamics just lead right back to these two

rosenkranz-does-things

Teal. My favorite color is teal.

[id: a watercolor portrait of Jim from Our Flag Means Death. Behind them there's a halo-like teal circle, and inside it there's a branch of orange tree with a few oranges hanging from it. /end id]

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fairycosmos

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington

people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

twinkhole-destroyer

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

kedreeva

The heat has claimed its first victim....

Just kidding, this fool is out here sunning himself and taking naps.

DID YOU KNOW, peafowl (and other birds) sun themselves like this to kill ectoparasites? This kind of sunning can take their feather temps to 140F+, hot enough to kill feather lice. And he's just soaking it up like he hatched on the surface of the fucking sun. So comfy he can barely keep his eyes open.

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