I'm Bored

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

you know you gotta go to bed when you start seeing the skull

he's struggling with that ink pen

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space