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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

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kerryweaverlesbian

Dean drunkenly bragging about being best best best friends with Cas to someone at a bar and he's like "here look I'll call him, I'll talk to him" and proceeds to call him with no answer 50 times in a row and the other person keeps trying to gently be like "maybe he's busy?" "are you sure you're actually friends? Does he know that you're friends?" "Maybe you should stop trying" And Dean is like "no no no we are we are best friends he's gonna pick up" like this is a totally normal thing that happens between all friends

kerryweaverlesbian

That same person is in the bar again next week and Cas is there and when he introduces himself they're like "WAIT do you have a friend named Dean. Is he. This is a weird question but is he your best friend??" And Cas does his little shy smile and says "yes."

Later on his phone starts ringing and he looks at it, then just puts it on the table where it vibrates with persistent calls for over 20 minutes.

"Don't you want to get that?"

"It's just Dean"

"Couldn't you just tell him you don't want him to call you so often??"

"I like when he calls"

"Then why not answer???"

"I don't have anything to say to him right now"

"Don't you think he might have something to say to YOU?"

Even more laterer, at the end of the night, bar closing, having seen Cas slug back an entire vodka bottle, "Hey you shouldn't drive, do you want me to give you a ride?"

"Oh, no thank you. Dean will drive me."

Cas pulls out his phone and they're like there's no way. It's 2am and Cas just ghosted him for 45 minutes. There's no-

"Dean," he'd answered on the first ring, "I'm 'too drunk to drive' can you come get me?"

Dean rolls up in his car within 15 minutes.

kerryweaverlesbian

Eventually this person gets to be regular friends with Dean and Cas and they get their numbers. They never try calling Cas because they KNOW. But one time they're telling their friend group about it and they're like you HAVE to try. So they call, and halfway through them insisting to their friends that Cas is not going to pick up they're interrupted by the call being answered.

It's Dean. He says, very cheerfully, "hey, this is Cas’s phone, who's calling?" like he's his secretary. Cas can be heard in the background talking about 'research' and 'swords'.

They say it's them. Muffled, they hear Dean relay this to Cas, and Cas respond 'I don't want to talk to them." They hang up in embarrassment before Dean can pass this on.

#spn #d

recherchen-und-archiv

Das sind ja fast schon Dialoge von erotischer Obszönität ich werde ja ganz rot,,,,,

#👀#g

killrockstar

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

airlocksandaviariesarchive

#i keep saying this #rw

wingdingle

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

wingdingle

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

#rw

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batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

#quod erat demonstrandum #rw

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#the whispering dead by darcy coates #about me

houndmother

oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

spaghettinatural

castiel whenever theyre getting gas en route to a hunt

houndmother

8500+ notes before the first destiel comment. i haven’t watched supernatural whatsoever in a decade, i certainly wasn’t thinking about it when i made this post. but you know what? yeah, this is an official destiel post #destiel

#spn #d #y'all need jesus

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington

people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

#c

lokaror

i eat your grandads clothes

flyingsquidzeez

Macklemoth

#rw

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decided im not gonna be attending pride anymore in the future unless someone explicitly asks me to accompany them. you'd expect that feeling entirely alienated, like I don't belong, like I'm intruding, like an absolute outcast would be something to experience in day to day society but instead it's with the people preaching tolerance and inclusion and diversity. it's like im not queer enough for pride but too queer for society

#this wasn't the first time i felt this way and i don't want this anymore #ill still be bisexual obviously but i don't feel like a part of the lgbt community anymore as dumb as it sounds #p #pride

fllooredbythelorddotcom

#spn

gothicsammy

#spn

fllooredbythelorddotcom

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the-winchester-fangirl

they should've had sam making more jokes about his and dean's negligible age gap "are your knees okay" after digging up a grave. "ask if they give out senior citizen discounts" at random motels/diners. "the first vic died in 1843. any chance you knew her?" during research. come on man younger sibling 101

aphony-cree

on the flip side, Dean asks for a kiddie menu at every restaurant and hands it to Sam. He can't be trusted to do a food run alone because he'll come back with beer and burgers for himself and a happy meal and juice box for Sam. When they see a creepy kid ghost he points at it and tells Sam "looks just like you!"

#spn

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achillesinhighheels

#bymyselfmaxxing

#me at pride #rw

cybermanes

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

#rw

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