your friendly neighborhood weeb

Duo: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

Duo: Yeah I’m down!

Relena: Oh, no, sorry, I thought you were my friend—

Duo: I love ice cream. I’m gonna get sprinkles!

Relena: N-No, I didn’t mean to ask you—

Heero: Hey, I thought I lost you

Relena: Oh, thank god, there you are!

Duo: We’re gonna go get ice cream, if you wanna come!

Relena: No. you’re not—

Heero: Who are you?

Relena: I thought he was you and I accidentally asked him if he wanted to get ice cream!

Duo: I’m already getting sprinkles but you can get caramel sauce if you want

Relena: What? We can get the same toppings! You don’t get to call dibs on toppings!

Heero: I call dibs on hot fudge!

Relena: Heero don’t listen to him! We don’t even know him!

Duo: I call dibs on waffle cone!

Heero: Damn, I wanted waffle cone…

Wufei, looking at his ringing phone: One moment, Maxwell is calling… [picks it up] Hello?

Duo: ‘Fei, do you— do you know how to say ‘corn’ in Cantonese?

Wufei: “Suk mai”?

Duo: HAHA SUK MAI NUTS!! [hangs up]

Outside of D&D, I am no hero. I see danger and I just turn heel and run. Or at least that’s what I’ve learned about myself this week. The only reason I came in here was ‘cause those ladies came in straight after you. Now, I was too ashamed to be the one who stayed behind.

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