A.D.

lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

this post reads like a drunk text you’d receive from a werewolf

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.

Why are we italicizing?

To convince.

To convince who?

The Italians

jerking off with adhd is so funny youre like going ham and all of a sudden its time to check tumblr

This is why we need tumblr porn back… just saying

The truth is most people think being disabled is a death sentence but instead of advocating for disabled people they r convinced that they’ll never become disabled as if being disabled is some biblical punishment. Guess what? Accidents happen. You will get old and your body will stop working like it used to. Imagine if we live in a world where disability is seen as normal. Where we actually take care of each other.

Also I don’t think we have as many able bodied people in the world as we think. I think many people are so terrified of being disabled that they r willing overwork themselves to prove they can do it. Many people deal with chronic pain and physical health issues in silence. Because they don’t want to be burden. I think we should be burden to each other and i think labor should be shared.

“it is what it is” and “what will be will be” convey the same sort of feeling in present and future tense but there’s no good past tense counterpart 

past tense is “fucked that up a little bit” 

“what’s done is done”

……….. fucked that up a little bit