oh dear !

about 2/3 of tumblr’s features copy/pasted

maybe 2 or 3 extra features, including whatever the hot trend is (editable reblogs, non-sharable posts, integrated blacklist, etc)

crowdfunding link on everything

if not, entrance fee

suspicious lack of infrastructure and oversight

suspicious lack of rules

suspicious lack of privacy protection

names of the developers are suspiciously absent (so nobody crucifies them when it tanks)

overrun by an insufferable group of people within about 10 minutes of launch (terfs, anti-sjws, truscum, cuck fetishists, johnny test kinnies)

shuts down in 2-8 months after being plagued by predictable financial problems

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“