HSCWDTK? DTKT?!? LFO!

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

ohhh i get it. basically it's like *makes a bunch of explosion noises with my mouth*

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

In Wigan they touch your pey to make you wet

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

accidentally asked a customer today if she would like to "put in your phone number for amazing digital coupons?"