everything you never asked for

forgive me father for sometimes i just say things

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

computer show me shadowheart getting her dick sucked. computer. computer listen to me. computtteerrrrr