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absolutely insane that a minimum wage worker is expected to do their own job AND the jobs of three more people AND go home feeling like someone took a crowbar to their back and joints AND not have a consistent schedule so they can't plan ahead for anything AND clean the place AND figure out how to deal with the magic beans their idiot bosses traded their paychecks for from some tech bro AND still not make enough to know how they're going to make ends meet
meanwhile the average CEO's workday is like... maybe go to a board meeting, delegate all the actual important tasks to the peons, and spend the next seven and a half hours of the day posting shit you couldn't waterboard out of me on linkedin
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
it's funny whenever scully thinks she's entertaining his delusion and mulder responds with a different delusion

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my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.
... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?
New page! Mal, you need to see the potential of all these random trees. It's gonna be cute, we promise.
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-1035+ pages (not as intimidating as it may seem)
-Follows Malaya Walters who was bitten by a werewolf at five years old. She grows up raised by her human family and has to face her werewolf side as an adult to save her family and her town. Mal learns a lot about herself along the way and generally everyone is figuring themselves out (except for Tom)
-Her werewolf mentor may have a thing for her brother, but Mal is going to ignore that because they're both too awkward to deal with
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Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.
https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt
this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!
You can't do this for a week!
How bad is this for you?
Its great! I can live with this
I already don't do this
It'll be annoying but I'll be fine
VERY BAD.
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thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!
I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.
when I'm on my deathbed im going to queue like 15,000 posts from the perspective of someone who's dead and in hell so that the blogging never ends

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big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5
i have terrible news about the economy
they raised the price of monster bang :(
Monster bang inflation 😵💫
monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺
guuuyyys, 909's cubs are being cute AGAIN
who decided that bear cubs get to be this cute
oh come ON
I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually
One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.
i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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saw these tags days ago and I’m literally always thinking of it now. they have all the pollen and such on them
Imagine Eva Stratt years after sending her favorite guy to boss around to space. Getting the logs and recordings and finding out that her guy made first contact with sapient alien life and it IMMEDIATELY started bossing him around too. Like what if you surrendered your dog and it got adopted by an alien instantly. Happened to my girl Eva Stratt