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pyrrha dve loves so earnestly and fiercely. she's so god-damned sad but is always joking anyways. she loves her guns, she can shoot so well but it's not even her hottest trait. her eyes were green and beautiful. she was teaching Nona to dance. she's worried for Cam's body when sharing it. the scene where she looks out the window and toasts to the RB. she slurps coffee because she still hasn't gotten used to G1deon's teeth. ouch ouch ouch and also that's my mom

The Locked Tomb was such prime fanfic material. It's a well-known fact that AO3 authors do their best work with characters that are both highly traumatized and deeply homoerotic. And every single character in that series is at least one of those things (but most are both).

hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

i love recommending the locked tomb to people. it's sci-fi. it's dystopian. the main characters are from pluto. it's a comedy. it's action. it's murder mystery. it's gay. it's necromancer body horror with a side of the body horror being about love. god is a tumblrista who likes barbie and left beef memes. the earth is a big beautiful woman with a sword. 90% of the people are evil lesbians. god also hates billionaires. he may or may not have possessed obama at one point in time. he was a twitch streamer. the most powerful necro of a generation wants a coffee shop meet cute with the girl living inside her head. the girl living inside her head likes porn mags written into skin. the final book in the series will probably be released after we die. a murderous masc and a greek twink became a guy named paul. literally why wouldn't you want to read it

So I Had Just Started Getting Attached to a Character, and You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next: a saga in many, many unfortunate parts

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