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Yes I’m still holding out for Alecto because I truly believe that Gideon and Ianthe are going to hold hands in girlish solidarity but their gonna act like it’s the most normal thing in the world and everyone is gonna have the most wtf reaction to it.

Somewhere in the houses someone definitely believes that the heirs were called to Canaan partially to find Kiriona a marriage partner.

In a different river bubble AU Gideon Nav is a streamer and she just signed off her latest stream with “I don’t know where baby’s come from but your mom can definitely show me, g’night chat.”

No because if John try’s to connect with Gideon in some fucked up way by going “yeah, i also didnt have a mom growing up” I’m gonna crawl through these pages and strangle him.

I have no one to talk to about this but Alfred being the finance bro in the midst of the science law and engineering majors means so much to me

Yeah I need Alecto The Ninth because I need to know who’s getting punched for saying any version of the line: “she was a bit on the fence about it.”