i’m a raspberry bitch

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

ovulation has me barking at the moon

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable