i’m a raspberry bitch

mutual in law that won’t follow you back yet keeps reblogging and liking ur posts… we could be so much more baby

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

@lolthsword !!! im rachel

not everyone deserves the soft version of you

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth