Yuki's Kogamo

[Japan GP 2026]

Commentator: OSCAR ON THE PODIUM—

Yuki: see

Max: no don’t start!

Yuki: dad did well

Pierre: am i still the pet?

Yuki: yes, pierre

Pierre: but i got points

Nicole: welcome to the family, yuki

Yuki: thank you

Oscar: we’re not even—

Nicole: WE ARE 🤗

this is based canon event anyway ☺️

nicole piastri, congrats on your adorable family 😌

Q. if you, max, pierre, and oscar were a family.. who's the mom, dad, kid, and the pet ?

yuki: dad oscar, mom yuki, one vroom vroom child, and their imported french pet

Race Engineer : Charles, box this lap.

Charles : For tyres?

Race Engineer: Lewis, how’s the car feeling?

Lewis: Like my ex, complicated and expensive.

this is for you, yukierre (1022) peeps!

George: accidentally called Alex “babe” on the radio today

Alex: accidentally said “I know” back

SPECIAL EDITION : MAX and YUKI [3322]

Lewis: Who wants dinner?

Yuki: Yes

Lewis: I didn’t say when

George: Why is Max sighing like a divorced dad

Yuki: Because he loves me

Max: Because I tolerate you!

Yuki: Is that’s foreplay in Dutch?

George:

SPECIAL EDITION : HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS!

Yuki: Pierre is playing hard to get

Pierre: I’m not—