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Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

this being said i live in the usa. this is 10000x worse for anybody who doesnt live here or western europe

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

reports say she was doing "frogger shit" to the pussy

Why’s everything gotta be sex with you people doesn’t it get exhausting can’t it be some other shit?

reblog and tag a tag that you have blocked

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

Somebody called Slenderman just moved into my house