no uh

the fact that people need to be TOLD to wash their hands has me like 🤢🤢🤢

Hit reblog on this so hard

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

worm on a shut the fuck up

im happy cats bombed. you can argue that its bad that a non-superhero movie adaption did so poorly, but id personally argue that whatever sick puppies had the fucking guts to make that movie and not question what they were doing the entire time deserved a loss more monumental than the literal monetary value of the state of wyoming. these freaks exercising that kind of power over whats culturally relevant needed this slap in the fucking face

when will i get bitten by a vampire like i deserve