Bek The Unicorn

The character BB-8 in Starwars: The Force Awakens is moved by a group of baby chickens wearing green suits. 

How could you be against free college. Like if I think about student loans for more than a few minutes I think about jumping off a cliff have some pity damn

Because hundreds of thousands of people have already paid for their tuition. Should they be reimbursed? It’s not fair to the people who have already paid/ are paying for college. That’s why.

Yeah I love thinking how my kids are gonna cry and have panic attacks because of the heavy student loans they’re gonna have just because they want to go to a good school. Yeah I really want them to suffer just like I did bc yknow I paid why should they have it any easier than me?? I don’t want America to be better than I found it. Fuck future generations.

i dont think we should use cars because it’s not fair to the people who had to travel via horseback. should they be resurrected with necromancy and allowed to apply for a drivers license?  think logically here

Please, like world please just think logically..we can make this place such a badass world

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

i panic at a lot of other places besides the disco

Always reblog

Ahhahahaahahhahahahhahaa

Bless whoever made this.

*Cries real tears*

Nothing feels better than proving them wrong

Dreams come true. Don’t let what anyone says stop you.