Green Eggs and Green Rooms

two dudes, sittin in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

theyre definitely gay you can tell they want to hold hands but theyre not ready yet

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

name your cats after cryptids so you can say things like “mothman got hair all over my favorite sweater again” or “the way bigfoot comes running after me when I open a can of tuna is really cute”

@beardyke

RIP to generations of women creatives we’ve lost because their eccentricities got them locked up in insane asylums and corrective religious institutions.

why would you criticise films, books, music videos, etc. but not porn?  how is that logically consistent?  if “blurred lines” is rape culture & the simulated abuse of “50 shades” fetishises & glamorises rape, then why is porn above evaluation?  the rule seems to be “consuming media that depicts rape & abuse as sexy, desirable, or romantic is HARMFUL…  unless you also masturbate to it”.  anyway, PSA for directors & writers:  do you hate women but want to avoid being called out for it?  tell everyone that the stuff you make is just masturbation material

“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”

Entitled white boys who were told no.