not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

Women want me, fish fear me. Mermaids are conflicted

why does chris hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

the 4th of july? you mean like the fall out boy song? you know that isn’t real, right?

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

people who have been on this site for 5-10 consecutive years should get an award or something…we’re all mindlessly blogging on this dead website for FREE

Italy is on a quest to collect all of Europe’s infinity stones