I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

💡 i get it now😲☝️ theey are called that way, because of their "Unique-horns" on their foreheads😁👊

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

Jax, bestie, we need to talk about how your fantasy is that you're at a funeral but you're so cool you don't care and Gangle is being bossy and take-charge but also likes it when you're mean to her and you're so confident you just toss her a key to your room so she can come in and fuck you whenever she wants and also you're dressed as a maid the whole time. Like girl I know that "questioning things" is what's actively, literally killing you as we speak but once you're out of the psych ward we NEED to lock in on this