"You know me Merlin, I never listen"

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit

Today (Oct. 2) is National Name Your Car day. Reblog and put your car’s name in the tags.

whats the opposite of your crush asking you out?

your crush preemptively files for divorce

@ incoming freshmen if u have any high school/university questions dont be afraid 2 ask me

WELP

message

“How to be an ally 101”

That gif though lol

something good shall happen today, I manifest this to be a great week

Amen!

Wow 1 day after reblogging this my mom got preapproved for a major house loan. God is good

I reblogged this this week and I just won a giveaway from my favourite webstore, this post is magical.

Praying for everyone

2 minutes after I re blogged this, the person in first place on Mario kart got a blue turtle shell and I moved up to first. God is real.

Bless up!!!!!!!!

Sending blessings everyone’s way!!

Sending Good Vibes to all my cool ass followers.

Doesn’t hurt to try

Type your name into the new tumblr gif function and post the gif you get.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

Risk taking is not something I take pleasure in doing

NO NO NO