date someone you could have fun at a grocery store with

Sometimes when I kill a small bug, I wonder if I just anticlimactically ended a heroic quest he was on

The fact that he called himself a politician smh. You’re not a politician and you’re not even a good businessman.

He's the president of the United States regardless of whether you like him Or not, he is the president. Swallow your pride get the fuck over yourself.

Someone hold my hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy.

the force is like anxiety

explain

with me, always

The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite

Can I just fast forward to the night I’m sitting on the kitchen floor with my beautiful fiancé eating take out and talking about planning our wedding

My kind of porn right here

dont fucking rotate my girl like that, she’s tidally locked  and only wants you to see ONE side, bitch

fuck with yourself heavy and learn how to get comfortable being alone and being happy alone before anything or anyone else

I wonder how many times I’ve walked by a person who actually found me attractive.

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

in the mood to be kissed.. like all the time