HI

Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin

This is the worst one by far, thanks

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

that’s how they flavor la croix

How do people with androids buy music is there a cassette/floppy disk port they stick it in

they use google play music.

Idk what that is but I think we should send prayers and positive energy their way

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

nothing is more satisfying than knowing someone will be with you through thick and thin

this has a completely different meaning this year than last year doesn’t it