KNIGHTSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Badly injured character rolling onto their back or side, gasping for air, eyes unfocused, pained wheezing followed by a little breathless laugh.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

The armour does not, in fact, defend from everything - your gaze is able to penetrate this cold metal exterior straight to my very soul. In your presence, I might as well be naked.

*rolls over in bed at 2 AM still clad in full plate to gaze upon my feudal lord’s heavenly visage* You think I’m a good knight right

ilya says i would die for you one too many times and it’s always a joke, or half a joke, but shane very seriously puts his hands on ilyas cheeks and says okay but i need you to live for me. i don’t want you to die for me. i want you to live for me. i know it’s harder and i know it’s not as sexy to you but it’s what i want. i want to get gross and old with you so we can die at the exact same time from old age. that’s what i want. and you’re so good at giving me what i want. okay?

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas