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@waywardpatrolscissorslamp
new pronouns just dropped:
- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”
- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats
- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.
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Clothesline Farm Animals Graze the Countryside in Playful Illusions by Helga Stentzel
wait wait wait. WAIT. u know how dogs and cats like to chase balls and other toys when they are bored? like how Fetching & Rolling Objects Around A Smooth Surface is an important way that pets add stimuli to their environment?
👀 yeeeeees…?
ok SO. this is why humans invented sportsball
hear me out: snakes but with cat noses
Wiggles
my AP teachers every time I write an essay
Wait I only just realized the artist thought I said cat NOISES not noses
everyone shut up you can put hats on sea urchins in stardew valley now
BTW this is cuz someone linked the creator to the tumblr post that was talking about how urchins wear hats and, like, withing two hours he had it added to the game
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So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.
There’s just
so many of these
and I think it’s incredibly funny but
I just read this bit from the artist and
This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.
And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.
yall cisgendereds too bold nowadays we gotta start driving that fucking bus again
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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit
This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.
Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit
Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction
RB IF YOU AGREE
Genderfluid people have collected all the genders, they are More Powerful than you
#as a genderless person thank you so much for containing all those dangerous wild genders!!! I do not want them near me #please keep them locked safely in your own private menagerie #i have this recurring fear that one day I'll be walking on the sidewalk minding my own business and a feral gender runs up & maims me
Chess is fucking boring, we should add new pieces
and I have suggestions!!!
Knight w/ Machine Gun. Can kill anything within a 3 square radius (no more of that 2-forward-1-to-the-side nosense)
Archer. normal rook but with a bow & a single arrow, can kill any one piece in its line of sight
Double Agent. one of your opponent's pieces has been turned; it will do your biding when the time comes
Landmine. You get to choose one square that blows up if your opponent lands on it
Nuclear Apocalypse. avoid certain defeat by just flipping over the entire fucking chessboard. just make it rain stupid fucking little wooden castles & horses & shit. tear the board in half with your teeth idgaf
some of us enjoy chess
and now you can enjoy it SO MUCH MORE
made a little quiz so you can finally find out whether you’re more girlboss, gatekeep, or gaslight <3
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i, a lesbian, took this uquiz about men and literally had to take a minute when i saw the result. like full on exhale sit-back hands-clasped-over-face a minute
take it and you might see why
Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating
#if i do not treat the oven as a friend then it will not be kind to the things i bake in it #and we can't have that (via @forfutureglory )
