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It was easier to contact the international space station than some European countries

WTF the uk on first place 😭😭

The British Museum

moldova's folk banger about trains and serbia's artistic critique of shitty healthcare system with religious imagery are the two ends of the balkan culture spectrum. i will not elaborate.

Italy. Look. I'm loving the homoerotic tension. I can absolutely believe that the two of you had a beautiful romance five years ago, culminating in the two of you buying an apartment with hardwood floors and a view over the Trevi fountain, before one of you fucked their university professor and brought ruin down upon yourselves. I believe it. But have you ever heard of a song having a tune? Just wondering.

italian manwhore summer is out this year its time for romanian bisexual erotic dancer summer

Portugal gives group therapy vibes

i think the vatican should compete too. the selection for the singer would be so funny they would say "nuntio vobis gaudium magnum habemus cantor" and the cantor is a 70 year old bishop singing about idk lent and he would be miserable the entire time seeing the mediterranean and eastern european sluts and he would froth at the mouth when the italians have gay sex on stage