i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

“Don’t watch the NHL, watch the PWHL! They’re actually gay!” why is that the only selling point to you

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

everyone always talks about pop culture but what about jump culture. and what if you combined them...?