Stupid Shit Stucktrek Says

@waysmysterio

The intrepid billshit adventures of the Stucktrek crew, their continuing mission to fuck shit up royally.

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incorrect-star-trek

Kirk: Enterprise crew this is captain Kirk speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad.

star trek tos as text posts: the triumvirate edition

clairejuliefenix-deactivated201

Yes Picard yes.

stonelionhearts

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+

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trekkingamongststars

Data will be like “I know a spot” and then raise his eyebrows innocently and point at his cat.

If he drops in on you three or four times a day at random intervals just to let you know he’s thinking about you, he’s not your man.

He’s Odo, and he’s investigating you for crimes.

Also, he might be your man.

Just dropping by to leave this here.

@ittybittytoostormy

#It's Star Trek Night

When you're trying to work/study from home during the quarantine, but there's a little problem...

Environmental controls are broken, time to snuggle

Thank you to @julianbashirlesbian for the suggestion!

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spatscolombo-deactivated2022030

Well, Jim, there are a lot of people on the internet who have some theories for you.

lilstinky-deactivated20221002

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

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crystalsoulslayer

analogskullerosis

The Wreath of Khan

NO

a scientist and an icon

starcrossedcherik

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

here you go:

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midnight-spectrum-again

WHAT SHOW IS THIS???

STAR TREK

midnight-spectrum-again

THANK YOU!!!

hazel-eyed-hunter-deactivated20

OG Star Trek delivering those mufuckin DEATH BLOWS

100% canon

marlinspirkhall

I knew exactly what to expect and I still chuckled out loud

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languageadventurer

Learn the Alien Languages of Star Trek: a Masterpost

Vulcan (Vulkhansu)

Vulcan Language Research Project

Vulcan Language Dictionary

Vulcan Writing Systems at Omniglot

Korsaya

Vulcan Language at Memory Alpha

Vulcan Language Institute

Vulcan Language Official Tumblr (No longer active, but still good info)

Cardassian (Kardasi)

Cardassian Language Tumblr

Kardasi Dictionary

Kardasi Grammar Summary

Cardassian Writing System Part 1

Cardassian Writing System Part 2

Cardassian Writing System Part 3 (Numbers)

Kardasi Quizlet Class

Cardassian Language at Memory Alpha

Klingon (Klingonese)

KlingonTeacher on Youtube

Learn Klingon Facebook Group

Klingon Teachings

Klingonska

The Klingon-English Dictionary by Marc Okrand PDF

Klingon Language at Memory Alpha

Duolingo Klingon Course

Klingon Language Institute

Klingon Language Assistant App (For Android Phones only)

Klingon for the Galactic Traveler by Marc Okrand

Conversational Klingon by Marc Okrand

Power Klingon by Marc Okrand

Romulan (Rihannsu)

Imperial Romulan Language Institute

Romulan Writing System on Omniglot

Central Institute of the Romulan Language

Romulan Language and Culture Institute

Romulan-English Dictionary

Romulan Language at Memory Alpha

Ferengi

Ferengi Language at Memory Alpha

Ferengi Writing System Part 1

Ferengi Writing System Part 2

Bajoran

Bajoran Language Project

The Bajoran Language File

Bajoran-English Dictionary

Bajoran Language at Memory Alpha

Trill

Trill Language at Memory Alpha

Trill Language at Holowiki (Not sure how accurate this is)

Dominionese

Dominionese at Memory Alpha

Borg

Borg Language at Memory Alpha

Andorian

Andorian-English Dictionary

Andorian Language at Memory Alpha

Andorian Languages at Memory Beta

This is the post I’ve been looking for all my life.

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reginaldqueribundus

I literally cannot stop laughing at this

captainandtheircorgi

IT GOT BETTER THAN WHAT I SAW ON TWITTER

@perditious

I laughed way too hard at myself for bristling at the description of kal-toh like my dude, just cos Tuvok is the best Vulcan since Spock does not mean Vulcan Jenga is cool

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