professional thrower of first punches

puffy nipples are literally one of the cutest things ever

just saw someone refer to "incest subtext in ginger snaps" and i think we're stretching the word subtext to near breaking point in that one

*visibly dripping through my panties and rubbing my legs together* hey can i come sleep with you tonight

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

love this garf

#wait this art style is so soothing

This is the opposite of im sorry John its thank you John

falsely marked red on shinigami eyes for, you guessed it, jerking off to goombas from the super mario bros games.

You know when something upsets you enough you feel like your age bumps down instantly like you took damage or something

Like ow I didn't like that .. that was scary and now I'm 12 thanks a lot asshole -_-

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it