Diem to Carpe

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

anyone else see the eye in the middle of the radishes 👀

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

that is roo

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

omg this made me emotional 😭

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

What would happen if you got an email

i would check it

You sick fuck.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

i love this website

despite it all sometimes its hard not to feel blessed when i get to see the moon sometimes despite it all

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

life is like I have 34 unread messages from people I love and I know it’ll take 2 seconds to respond and I miss them, but for some reason I can’t bring myself to answer quite yet I have 5 minutes in the morning to decide if I’ll commit my day’s attention to creative projects I want to get done, taking a walk or a bike ride, organizing hair cuts and braving dentist appointments or if I don’t catch myself in time, the day will be swallowed up in scrolling, my focus flitting between screens I don’t know where the time goes because I used to be small and know so much and now I’m flirting with the end of my twenties and am so scared of everything how does this both feel so new and mundane all the time and where is the exit door to this spiral where I remember living gently, full breaths and unknotted shoulders can we look for that resting place together oh no it’s fine if you’re busy I wouldn’t know where to start we can try next week if it’s better