love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

being gay isn’t a choice, one day Micky Mouse just decides you’re Disney’s First Gay Character and there’s nothing you can do to change that

The Masc of Amontillado

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer