BALLS

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me