what the fuck am i even doing anymore

The last one bzkzzjjshah

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

The look in his eyes is majestic.

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

😭😭😭

Wheezing

this website is wildly out of control

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

why’d you get banned?

touched the rat

what rat

chunky cheese

Dont Tead On Me

are you a libertarian elmer

I Am Heteosexual

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.