Melanie's Dumb Lil Page

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

This is who won the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

This is who just became the official mayor of NYC rn

God I hope the cops quit like they said they would

You can grab me by the way. Grab my hand, my tits, my butt, my tongue, literally all of me is grabbable. Grab grab grab

"Yeah I get really turned on when people are kinda forward about wanting me" - person who struggles to feel desirable

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

trauma so bad my coping mechanisms have names and pronouns

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

i know what its like to be Burger 🍔....

charlie kirk did deserve to die. he deserved the way in which he died. he died wearing a shirt that said freedom, and his last word was "violence". he believed that the 2nd amendment required the sacrifice of lives. he loved the weapon that killed him more than the safety of his own young children. i hope it wasn't an instant death. i hope that just for a second he understood what was happening, and i hope he died scared.

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever