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“So... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:
It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.
You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.
Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.
Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%
During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.
When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.
You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.
You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.
If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.
Please feel free to share this.
And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.
And no, ivermectin will not help this at all.”
it's usually closer, on your chest

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Do you ever trip getting in the bath and smack your head on the shower faucet so hard it leaves a bruise and then the next day Dan and Phil announce they are going on tour and then they post promotional content and Dan is giving Phil a piggyback ride and then in the hard launch for the week Dan describes the process of getting a colonic irrigation and you aren’t sure if this is real or if it’s still yesterday and you are actually drowning in the bathtub?
these are getting weird
I really wish my brain didn't confuse 'Dan and Phil are doing a cool thing' with 'you are about to be murdered'
Genuinely think I might throw up
@therealjacksepticeye mention!
He doesnt know what I want
just to spite some of yall i do hope they show crack at some point and also get more explicit. I hope they talk at length about penis (pun not intended).
I saw someone genuinely uncomfortable because of phil's nipples thru the shirt in the photocard like WHERE ARE WE !!!!!! If you listen to soo many other podcasts by gay men there's sex talk like ofc there is. it's fkn normal!!!!! why can straight ppl talk about sex in the genuinely nastiest ways and it's normal, but if it's two gay men in a relationship that was previously hidden then some people act like it's completely shocking that they act like they do? 😭 let them be free or stop watching it is free of charge!!!
there's been fanfic and art abt them fucking nasty and it's all good to enjoy but then when anything sexual comes from them it's too much?!?!? i'm not talking abt people freaking out because it's unusual like me first!! i'm a gay man i'm freaking out because i'm happy they're so open! it's so refreshing to hear them be free. But again. Why is it okay to paint or write them in a sexual fantasized way but it comes too much when tame stuff in comparison comes from them. Be Serious Oh My Fucking God
like the "naked" photobooth pics U GUYS CANT BE SERIOUS two shirtless gay men hugging from behind and u act like it's raw 4k zoomed in explicit dick in hole pornographic footage. i am going to explode okay!!!! The pics are funny, they look cute, they're comfortable, let them be free and gay
between acting like sex talk is an aggression and acting like the tamest things are porn..... PLEASEEEE REFLECTTTTTT ON UR DISTORTIONSSSS
AGAIN.... just some of yall........ but to those concerned know I am looking straight into your damn soul when i say all this

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Pls. do not re-post/reupload or use outside of tumblr without my permission. Laundry Day!
greyscale hollanov pt 3 🖤🩶🤍
sometimes you need to be the kissing art you want to see in the world
2009 Dorian
(sorry for the poor quality I wish I had more time for details! But I'm in the middle of exam season)
knock knock
who's there
deez
sigh
deez who ?
deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

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I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.
RECRUITERS LIE
the kids aren’t cooked, you just need to hang out with them in the woods.
I mean you meet these young people trapped in their classrooms or nuclear families in paved over neighborhoods, you are going to see them at the lowest points of forced routine, atomization, gutted autonomy, academic stress, you are going to see them at their worst. you’re going to see addictive behavior. bad social skills. lashing out. uncreativity. laziness and distraction. they do look totally cooked.
you need to take them into the woods
I do outdoor education work, and within minutes of any elementary to middle schooler getting free permission to mess around with their friends in a clearing, they’re curious and driven again. they’re asking each other questions and yeeting pinecones at trees (science) and using their bodies. sometimes for evil. as is developmentally right. they want to know the names of birds! they want to teach someone pokemon! they want to build stuff and kick stuff and tackle each other and you into the snow!
they’re basically fucking institutionalized for 90% of their lives but their spirits are alive. you need to take them into the woods you need to treat them like animals with powerful inner lives and they’ll show you they are.
and you, if you feel like you’re relating too much, remember that you can also take YOURSELF to the woods