Heavens Full and Hell Won't Have Me.

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

you must be fun at parties

i would be if i got invited

*smokes pocky stick* yep i remember MY first yaoi 

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y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

I’m laughing because I’ve seen this post at least four times on my dash today and every single one had a different picture of the hitachiin twins