Your Average Nobody

walking to the corner trash can through suffocating heat with a dead bird wrapped up in a HAVE A NICE DAY :) takeout bag while the siren down the block wails the coming end of the world at 100+ decibels right at my head. is this hell

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

genuinely what is the alternative here

also i cropped the image but the thing they were using as an example was the nut allergy in Hereditary

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.