MEMES

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over