Eat the rich

Hilarious with or without sound

Yes but so much better with sound

as someone who lives far away from any mountains this just doesn’t even seem real

One day you smash a cockroach and it starts saying “1 of 2″

what if your wife gave birth and the next day it said “0 of 3”

Mentioned this post when talking about social media hits, boyfriend didn't believe it was mine at first because he saw it before multiple times lmao... wonder where else this made it

loadbearing silver the hedgehog jpeg

I gazed long Into the eye of my dream And felt nothing

im completely fine w/ criticizing how commercialize valentines day is but its so fucking obvious when ppl r using that as a justification for hating the holiday bc theyre bitter

"valentines day was invented by cooperations to sell more chocolate" You Made Like 15 Posts About How Excited You Were For Halloween 5 Months Ago

stupid mohterfukcer

gay people are like lol. i don’t even care that much. *casts a spell over the west to make you think of me*