Wdym constantly being in all sorts of pain isn't normal bro, are you even human??
itâs almost like youâre trying to say Iâm not healthy or someâŚthingâŚ.
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@wassuppeeps45
Wdym constantly being in all sorts of pain isn't normal bro, are you even human??
itâs almost like youâre trying to say Iâm not healthy or someâŚthingâŚ.

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Other people when making AUs or headcanons for their fandom: Yeah I added this new event and gave all these characters tragic childhood backstories, but itâs okay because these two are together now and thereâs fluff!
Me (and the other absolute freaks): Ok so Iâve actually created an entire Bible - so to speak - for how the laws of physics, politics, and magic work in this universe and Iâve given absolutely everything a very specific reason for existing, even the pretty rocks
Being a 2000s kid who mostly grew up on 1950s kids (and older) content feels weird and like the coolest thing ever at the same time
I just wanna know if thereâs anyone else who had my same very specific childhood
If you know what âHong Kong Phooeyâ is youâre based and please be my friend
POV: Re-finding a book you loved so much as a kid but youâre too scared to read it again bc it was so loved that the pages might actually fall out for good this time </3
(the book in questionâŚ. also yes that is my leg)
Tag game!!
Put a fun fact about you, and tag moots!
I play the Trumpet and Piano, but no one ever believes me when I say I can play đ.
@rubystar999 @sunofafish @euni-nyx @strawbxrrypies @annabellescreation @hollow-nautilus @catcgamingyt @nocturnalsighting @abandon-asthma-inhale-clouds @isntthatmarvellous @kaeyasyndrome @cryaboutit666 @sh1n3yy @lifeserieswatcher @cee-watches @allhailgoldenchicken @multishipper33 @merthaevelynk @splendibugzz
I spin flag â¨
(Color Guard)
@selenegoldsmith @dearchose @nameless-snowman @wassuppeeps45 @paigeerbcat
Uhhh
I used to be a professional hoarder and thief when I was 10 and younger years old (I actually made a profit once) đ
Oh and I have a new baby brother yayyy!!!
@toonsisters @toomanywaka @waterm3l0n618 @baronstopfan @bigdreamerpeach @brookesdreamery

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THE BOY LIVES!!!!
MY BABY BROTHER IS HERE AND HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME AND MY MOM, NOBODY TALK TO ME
Today is my birthday
The 17th one in a row
Iâm even more old now! Yay!! đĽłđĽłđ
Also I may likely be going on hiatus (interacting much less than usual) since my mom is about to bring my little brother into the world
Tag game.
You are making a meal for someone. The closest thing is what you contribute to the meal.
The closest thing to me is a family member....
@zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @rocky-core @i-am-trashyy @bardorsomethinglikethat @chaos-triangle @thetypogoddess +open tags
My 5-foot-across beanbag
@rocky-core, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount, @txlxmachus, @thefoolingreen, @bardorsomethinglikethat, @obsessive4books, @funnybunny4everhehe, @jaxtadcismydaughter13, @causalshapeshifter, @astralfmboi, @volume-down, + open tags :)
My Nintendo Switch controllers
@girlsnap @whatthefrogtho @rainbowllamasblog @obsidianexiledeceiver @ortizoms-chaos @perro-fome @plutonictoast @aro-luigi @shonapaqhi @samrat855 @salted-ham-in-a-can @savage654studios @friendshipgirl @fawnbabisworld @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @hispartyinvite @jellybluewig @jaxonthebox @laineygeeee @lanceylancethepiggy @zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch @maru-makaru-2016 @milo-rot @manofsomething @viyanaarts @vivipudim @pt-duckhat @ra30fsunshine
my tv remote đ
@will-0-the-wispp @astoreboughtpancreas @galacticpringles @justcall-me-max
My Vitamins... At least its edible...?
@stargirlinwater @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @phoenixrainsfire413 @jacksfoxevangeline @thatgurlrose @sage0clock @dazaisfavbitch
Noooo my duvetđ
@best-isopod @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @the-arkitect @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @ur-local-annoying-trash-can @cookiess-and-creamm @leavemealone-jk @roxyphoxy @nicothehalfblood @mothmans-annoying-cousin @flicksuniverse @inthecosmos903 @cartoonenby @jerdabigback @cabinthreeproblems @dimitrus-darling @pearl-in-vinegar @missnothing-misseverything @afterdarkafternight @victuuri-minsung-drarry + open tags <3
Water đđ
Mooties: @star-sstruck @veethevoyd @ant-the-anteater @lilacsandhoneydew @juniperthesilliest0 @apr1l-p4p3r @kittyfoxarts @argostly @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @wisteria-the-alterhuman
water as well teehee
@gingkopalace @emeraldsk @leavemealone-jk @future-muse
A pool noodle?
Open tags bc im tired
This is Fun!
I have, my astronaut lamp and my fox plush, I'm holding them both, they're both in extremely close proximity, take your pick for the dish!
@paper-bag-exploration-syndrome @anakasiatenggara + open tags because I have no other trusted friends to tag, although I finally have more mutuals đ¤
Uh... A giant ass pillow and a Stanely?
@paper-bag-exploration-syndrome @l1ttlemisspuppeteer @katarinaek @misses-kiseki-san
My mom's phone
@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @synthesixia @legokrys @discourteous-demon @yourlocalrivergirl @dessashippr @gr12026 @thatacefrog
The gates to Legoland New York đ
@rose-thornzz @pizz1994 @aikaisdyingwithstrawberries @albono-and-the-pastries @ace-of-5pades @staramg12
my water bottle. hydrate peoples
@em-the-mushroom815 @ranchersghost @psyche-official @heytheresbrutus @strawbxrrypies
bowl of strawberries! very on brand! (and much more fitting than my last contribution to one of these tag games :))
@myphycopharmacologist, @multishipper33, @peskybirdonyx, @djyapyap33, @merthaevelynk, @cee-views, @whimsical-steel, @bluefire5817, @ranchersghost, @raynilikescats @hey-its-celeste @queerbookbitch @wrenthewrenbird @immortallysharky @aburntcookie @allhailgoldenchicken @aries0nmars @deltenner @sunshine-snake @rzkx, @phantumpthetransgender @phoenixrainsfire413, @toadfree @sparkleblast73 @somestrangestone @onealonelynumber +open tags
a pillow
@rubystar999 @sunofafish @euni-nyx @strawbxrrypies @annabellescreation @hollow-nautilus @catcgamingyt @nocturnalsighting @abandon-asthma-inhale-clouds @isntthatmarvellous @kaeyasyndrome @cryaboutit666 @sh1n3yy @lifeserieswatcher @cee-watches @allhailgoldenchicken @multishipper33 @merthaevelynk @splendibugzz
A pool chair â¨
@selenegoldsmith @nameless-snowman @wassuppeeps45 @islandsophiayt
Uhhh my fuzzy pink reading pillow I guess?
I have two questions:
Why is this the second time my reading pillow has been a part of a cooking reblog game
Who is the poor soul that we are force-feeding this inedible meal to and why do we want to kill them đ
@waterm3l0n618 @toonsisters @reddest-death @endyxx @hangwjj @baronstopfan @agentgeek
Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
specifically this kind of bonk.
Reblonk
Rebonk
Rebonk
Isnât it just the most annoying thing in the world when youâre looking for something when you need it and you canât find it but then hours after youâve moved on it just shows up |:(
Itâs like an unreliable family member (always late to carpool and never goes to your baseball games) or that one ex who pretends to not care fr
I think the thing gets jealous

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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Letâs say itâs 6.15pm and youâre going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. Youâre really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you donât know if youâll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE⌠Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a personâs life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/
major signal boost
Reblogging cause this could save someoneâs life
This could save many lives, reblog
!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 We should all know this
Glad to share
As someone who has been revived: THIS.
Iâve had to learn a couple different techniques to combat this due to my heart condition. Being revived is NOT fun guys, would not recommend, and everyone should know how to help themselves.
If youâre able, attend a cpr & first aid training session or course
watching videos is better than nothing, but having a knowledgeable instructor available to answer questions and demonstrate technique is invaluable. (i was able to do so yesterday, and it is a lot of knowledge iâm glad to have but hope i never need to use.)
I'm dealing with things surprisingly well.
Though, it's not really all that surprising.
We've all shed our tears. I've shed less than others, but that's fine. That doesn't mean I loved him any less.
There's just really nothing more I can do than comfort my parents and remember him.
In the end, I still just have to go on about my day.
And my week.
And my year.
And my life.
I took the mindset a long time ago that if I can't do anything about an external situation, I'm not going to waste my time being upset about it.
That one politician acting a fool? I don't even know that guy. Some celebrity drama? That's not a direct attack on me. Serial pedophile case from 1948? They're dead, and there are no kids in Hell. If maybe they repented in jail before dying, then great.
That doesn't mean I don't feel anything at all. I feel what I have the capacity to feel. Compassion for those who were hurt, including myself, and that's it. If I wasted my time being angry 24/7 about everything going wrong in the world like most of the Internet, I'd be hateful and miserable, also like a lot of the Internet.
My grandpas on both sides aren't here anymore. And that's okay. This world we live in today is raggedy anyways (the world, not the Earth), and now they're someplace much better.
They've passed. But I'm alive. We're all alive. And they're alive in our videos, our photos, and our memory.
It's wonderful while it lasts. And that's present-tense because it will continue to last, whether they're here or not.
Mark my words.
Trigger Warning: Real Murder & Death + Mention of Medical Issues & Abuse
My parents believe that my grandpa was murdered.
Or at the very least, deliberately left to die.
He was living with another family member (NOT his wife, a family member) before he died due to mysterious problems with his body, mainly his legs. (I say "mysterious" because every time he went to the doctor, they said he was fine. They couldn't figure out the causes behind his complications.)
The paramedics said that he died at 3:00 today, my time. Around which hour I was chilling on this very website, probably chatting with a moot.
It is now 36 minutes after 5:00 where I am as I write this.
That's a little over 2 hours.
The family member my grandfather was living with failed to contact ANYONE.
She didn't call either of his daughters (my mother and my aunt), any other family member, OR the authorities. She also has a history of elder abuse and neglect, which my mother has reported her for once before.
Whatever that family member said to the authorities, my mother has a STRONG suspicion that she is lying.
Don't even ask me how I feel right now.
I don't know.
May or may not update based on further information.
All my life, Iâve had 2 grandpas.
Then last year, I had one grandpa.
And now today, I have none.

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Tag game
The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.
Tags below cut.
Mine is this:
This is my dad and his foot ball bet with my mom
Damn...
@1-wonder-1 @goldenstrawberrytiger @twinklingstarsssss @lilla-flo @dr3am-caf3 @gone-crabbing @george-the-all-knowing-duck @idontcare123---idontcare @aburntcookie @aweirdlilguy @baldsudoku @belleroseloungecorner @iliedilovecats
guess i died to a dilly bar
@rubystar999 @sunofafish @euni-nyx @strawbxrrypies @annabellescreation @hollow-nautilus @catcgamingyt @nocturnalsighting @abandon-asthma-inhale-clouds @isntthatmarvellous @kaeyasyndrome @cryaboutit666 @sh1n3yy @lifeserieswatcher @cee-watches @allhailgoldenchicken @multishipper33 @merthaevelynk
Good job jinxing it MomoâŚ
@wassuppeeps45 @ringmaster-officialy @dearchose @selenegoldsmith
Not gonna actually post the photo because I feel that itâs private but ig I got killed by my screenlock picture of me with my mom and lil sister
@endyxx, @reddest-death @waterm3l0n618 @hangwjj @wanderingskylooker @toonsisters @r0t-r4t09 @ztag448
Gene explaining to Dr. X that the âtism just be hittinâ after he got in trouble for âignoringâ him for the 8,000,000th time
(And also wth is this kentucky fried quality I am so sorry yâall)