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Dang it Beans you get back here and say that out loud!!!

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Also, Conor McGregor blew out his knee in like nine seconds last night and Drake lost a million dollars betting on him.
So even better
Finally finished this piece after months of reworking. Far from perfect, but I’m glad it’s done. Inspired by the amazing Bruno Redondo, Dan Mora, and especially Dexter Soy.
#THAT'S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, BABY

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Leia Organa: I met someone.
Breha Organa: Yes. The drug runner, I'm so proud.
getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes
one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."
My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.
For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish
also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.
also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.
More from the notes:
Oh, no, tsundere isn't the right term because we aren't trying to hide anything.
We're not about to leave you stranded but we really do think you're an idiot for getting yourself into the situation.
link to bluesky post
In addition to how to turn various things, it includes:
Other useful AI Removal/Detection links
How to spot AI Hallucinations like a Reference Librarian (originally on Substack)
Library Freedom Project has a lot of handouts about AI on their Resources page
single funniest entry in Star Trek predicting the future

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So--when I was in my mid-twenties and the Disaster Ex tried to make me kill myself, the local mental hospital didn't have any beds open in the usual ward for attempted suicides.
What they did have was a single spare bed in the small, comfortable, quiet, wildly expensive facility for girls with eating disorders.
They asked each of the young women currently living there if it was acceptable that I might occupy a bed in one of the rooms for a while, just the long weekend while I was waiting for a doctor's evaluation. I hadn't been violent, I had gone with the cops without putting up any fight at all, and I was still and I was small and all those things were sufficient for me to be deemed safe. So up they sent me, to somewhere high in Western Psych, above the smells and sounds of the denser-packed wards, above where the care workers were harried and frustrated, to a gentle space with seven or eight young women in it.
I was five foot three, and I weighed about 115 pounds. I was underweight for my frame, as a fair amount of that weight was martial arts muscle; I would probably have been ten pounds heavier if I were healthy, with the amount of activity I got.
I was at least two inches shorter than pretty much every other young woman there, six or seven inches shorter than one of them, and I had at least thirty pounds on several of them. The tallest was not allowed to walk, she had to sit in a wheelchair and be pushed around, because her condition was so advanced that the motion would undo what good her hard work had done.
And over the course of the four or five days I was there, multiple of them came up to me alone to quietly tell me that I had the *perfect* body, and they wished they could be as skinny as I was. That I needed to live, because I was beautiful, and if they were as beautiful as I was, they wouldn't need to be here.
Their eyes were on me all the time, in the hours that I wasn't sleeping. I spent a lot of time sleeping, and we took our meals separately (I not needing to be monitored while I ate, and not having my food weighed), but we spent a fair amount of time sitting around in the little shared living room space, talking about movies and magazines and books we'd loved, talking about our families. I didn't talk about my family; they didn't pry.
They were all so fucking nice.
And I could have broken any one of them over my narrow knee. They each thought they were bigger than I was.
Their brains lied to them, every time they looked at a mirror. Every time they looked down at their own thighs. What they saw was not what I could see. They had bright, beautiful eyes in dark hollows, and I could count their vertebrae, could see their ribs winging when they breathed, could see the motion of every tendon on the backs of their hands.
They weren't celebrities. They weren't being paid to have particular bodies, nor were they deep in the toxic sea of having strangers take photos of them to sell to gossip rags if they stepped out of doors in old jeans. They had families and loved ones who were doing everything that they could to protect them, to uplift them and help them be healthy. They were just everyday people--a nurse, a couple of students, a couple of recent college grads, a young woman who had decided it was time to really get help because she wanted to be a mother--and still they'd been so injured by the neverending fucking deluge of body-image bullshit that they were dying of it.
That was in 2009. Things are worse now. I think about them still. I hope that they're all right.
And in case some people aren't aware: anorexia is deadly. There is a point at which your body looses the ability to digest food and you are no longer capable of improving.
I know, I know, I need to get the shot.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
“Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.
It’s full circle now.
He did it, by god he did.
What a little champ.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
honestly chilling quote from the rots novelization

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At first, Geralt had assumed the bard wanted what everyone else seemed to want from a witcher. A story.
There was no shortage of people fascinated by witchers from the safety of taverns and marketplaces. They wanted to hear about monsters slain beneath moonlight, impossible odds overcome through skill and luck, silver flashing through the darkness. They loved the legend of the White Wolf, provided they never had to witness the blood, the exhaustion, or the loneliness that followed every contract.
Jaskier, Geralt had decided, was no different. Louder, certainly. Far more persistent. Infinitely more irritating. But driven by the same curiosity all the same.
The bard wanted songs. Adventure. A famous witcher at his side made for excellent material. Soon enough, Geralt had thought, the novelty would wear off.
Humans always left eventually.
***
The monster had been faster than he'd expected.
He remembered claws. He remembered silver. He remembered pain exploding through his ribs as something sharp tore beneath his armor, followed almost immediately by the unmistakable burn of poison spreading through his veins.
After that...
Only fragments remained. Roach bolting into the trees. His sword slipping from numb fingers. The sky.
When Geralt opened his eyes again, he was lying exactly where he had fallen.
The forest was quiet. Almost unnaturally so.
His armor felt impossibly heavy, pressing him into the earth beneath him, while dried blood glued leather to torn skin. Every breath scraped through his chest like broken glass, and when he tried to move even a single finger, his body refused him completely.
The poison had done its work well. Above him, sunlight filtered lazily through the leaves.
Or perhaps it was evening. He couldn't tell.
Minutes might have passed. Hours. Possibly even a day.
Time dissolved when every heartbeat required conscious effort.
His medallion lay cold and still against his chest.
No monsters nearby. Only silence.
Geralt let his eyes drift shut again.
No one knew where he'd gone.
No one would come looking.
This was simply how witchers died. Not in glorious final battles. Not surrounded by grateful villagers.
Just alone.
"...Geralt?"
The voice floated faintly through the trees. Too faint. Too familiar.
Geralt barely reacted.
The poison was beginning to cause hallucinations. It wasn't unusual.
"...Geralt!"
Closer now. Urgent.
Branches snapped.
Someone was crashing through the undergrowth with absolutely no concern for stealth.
Then-
"Oh, gods..."
Geralt forced his eyes open.
Jaskier stood frozen at the edge of the clearing. For one long heartbeat, he didn't move. His eyes were fixed entirely on Geralt.
On the blood soaking through battered armor.
On the sword lying discarded several feet away.
On the fact that Geralt, who never stayed down, wasn't moving at all.
The color drained from the bard's face.
"...No."
The word barely existed. Then suddenly Jaskier was running.
He dropped to his knees so hard beside Geralt that the impact echoed through the clearing.
"Geralt."
His voice cracked.
"Oh, gods..."
His hands hovered helplessly over Geralt's wounds, darting from one injury to another without touching any of them, as though terrified that the wrong movement would somehow make everything worse.
"What happened?"
Geralt tried to answer. His lips barely moved. "...Poison."
Jaskier lea
Recognition flashed across the bard's face. Then panic. Real panic.
"No."
His breathing became quick and uneven.
"No, no, no..."
He looked wildly around the clearing as though expecting someone else to appear.
A healer. Another witcher. Anyone.
There was no one.
His gaze returned to Geralt.
His hands were shaking so violently now that he curled them into fists against his own knees.
"You can't..." His voice broke completely.
"You can't do this."
Geralt watched him quietly. He had seen this before.
The exact moment fear overwhelmed people.
Villagers who found loved ones buried beneath collapsed roofs.
Soldiers staring at dying friends.
The instant before reason disappeared entirely.
For one terrible second, Geralt expected Jaskier to break.
Instead, the bard squeezed his eyes shut.
He inhaled. Slowly. Deeply. Held it. Exhaled.
Again. And again.
When he finally opened his eyes, they were still bright with fear.
His hands still trembled. But the panic no longer controlled him.
"Right."
His voice remained quiet.
"We panic later."
Another steadying breath.
"First..." He swallowed.
"...first we get you somewhere safe."
Geralt stared at him.
The bard looked impossibly young. Barely more than a boy from Oxenfurt.
A musician. A scholar.
Someone whose hands belonged wrapped around a quill or resting against polished maple, coaxing melodies from strings.
Not kneeling in blood.
Not making life-or-death decisions in the middle of a forest.
He should have run. Any sensible human would have.
Instead, Jaskier rolled up his sleeves. "Come on."
His eyes moved carefully over Geralt's body.
Thinking.
Calculating.
"If I..."
He slipped his arms beneath Geralt's shoulders and pulled with everything he had.
Geralt moved perhaps an inch. Jaskier nearly fell backward.
"...Gods."
He laughed once. A strained, breathless sound born entirely from disbelief.
"What exactly do they feed witchers?"
He tried again. Nothing.
Again.
His boots dug furrows into the dirt.
His arms shook violently.
Again.
Again.
Each failure left him breathing harder than before, sweat dripping from his forehead despite the cool shade of the forest.
Yet every pause lasted only long enough for him to think.
Another angle. Another grip. Another attempt.
Geralt watched in growing disbelief.
How?
How was this frightened young bard finding the strength to keep trying?
He had seen seasoned mercenaries abandon companions whose wounds looked less severe than this.
He had watched knights freeze in battle.
Yet somehow this boy from Oxenfurt, who complained whenever rain ruined his boots and grumbled dramatically about sleeping outdoors, simply refused to surrender.
Eventually, through stubbornness more than technique, Jaskier managed to drag Geralt upright.
The movement sent agony lancing through Geralt's ribs.
He couldn't even groan.
Jaskier slipped beneath one armored arm, wrapping it across his own shoulders before bracing himself.
The instant Geralt's full weight settled against him, Jaskier's knees buckled.
"Oh..."
He staggered. Nearly collapsed.
"...you are..."
Another desperate effort.
"...absurdly heavy."
For one awful moment Geralt was certain they were both about to hit the ground.
Instead, Jaskier planted his boots, tightened both arms around Geralt's waist, and with a noise that sounded suspiciously like pure determination made audible, forced himself upright.
Every muscle in his body trembled. His breathing had become ragged.
Still... He took one step. Then another.
"Honestly," he muttered through clenched teeth, "reckless bloody witchers..."
Another staggering step.
"...always insisting on nearly dying in the most inconvenient places."
Another.
"You couldn't pick a roadside inn?"
Another.
"No."
"It had to be..."
He gasped for breath.
"...the middle of a forest."
Despite everything, Geralt almost smiled.
The complaints were familiar. Comforting. Yet beneath every muttered word lay something else.
Relief. Fear. Affection.
Jaskier wasn't scolding him. He was talking because silence terrified him.
He was terrified that if Geralt stopped hearing his voice... Geralt might stop listening altogether.
The journey to the nearest village should have taken little more than an hour.
With Geralt leaning heavily against him, it lasted until sunset.
Jaskier stumbled more times than Geralt could count. Each time he nearly fell, he somehow found the strength to stay upright.
He stopped every few dozen steps only long enough to catch his breath before forcing himself onward again.
He talked constantly. About Oxenfurt. About ridiculous nobles. About a pie he'd once eaten that had nearly made him cry with happiness.
About absolutely anything.
Geralt realized, eventually, that none of the stories were for Jaskier.
They were for him. To keep him awake.
To remind him there was still someone beside him.
To give him one more voice to follow through the haze of poison.
By the time they reached the village, Jaskier looked ready to collapse.
The healer barely glanced at Geralt before naming a price.
Jaskier emptied every coin from his purse onto the table. The healer counted. Then looked up.
"Not enough."
Silence settled. Slowly, Jaskier reached over his shoulder.
His fingers rested on his lute.
Geralt had never seen him let anyone else hold it. He had protected that instrument through storms, tavern brawls, and monsters alike.
Without another word, Jaskier unclasped the strap.
"...Take this."
The healer turned it over thoughtfully before finally nodding.
"That'll cover it."
Jaskier didn't even watch him carry it away. His attention had already returned to Geralt.
When Geralt woke again, sunlight streamed softly through the window.
His fever had broken.
The poison no longer clouded his thoughts.
Across the room, Jaskier sat asleep in a wooden chair beside the bed, still wearing clothes stained with dried blood and mud.
Dark circles shadowed his eyes.
The healer noticed Geralt watching him.
"Your friend finally fell asleep this morning," the old man said quietly. "Spent three days refusing to leave your bedside. I was beginning to think I'd have another patient."
Friend.
Geralt almost corrected him.
Instead... He remained silent.
Jaskier woke sometime that evening with a sleepy blink.
The moment he saw Geralt sitting up, relief spread across his face so openly that it almost hurt to witness.
"Oh." He smiled.
"You're awake."
Geralt studied him for a long time. "...Why?"
Jaskier frowned. "Why what?"
"You searched for me."
"You were gone too long."
"You carried me."
"You couldn't exactly walk."
"You gave away everything."
Jaskier looked genuinely confused.
"As opposed to... letting you die?"
"You sold your lute."
The bard glanced briefly toward the empty corner where it should have been. A flicker of sadness crossed his face. Then it disappeared.
"I can buy another."
Silence stretched between them. Finally Jaskier shrugged, smiling with that same effortless warmth Geralt had never understood.
"Because we're friends."
Geralt lowered his eyes. "...I'm not your friend."
The words came automatically. They had protected him for decades.
Jaskier considered that for a moment. Then smiled wider.
"Well," he said simply, "you are now."
Geralt looked at him. Really looked at him.
At the young man who had searched an entire forest because a witcher had been gone longer than expected.
Who had panicked, then mastered that panic.
Who had carried someone far stronger than himself until his own body threatened to give out.
Who had surrendered every coin he owned and the instrument he loved most in the world, without once expecting repayment.
For the first time in many years, Geralt realized he had been completely wrong about someone.
A small smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.
This time... He didn't argue.
PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.