I'll Burn That Bridge When I Get To It

Around 15,000 years ago we begin to see the first ‘wolf bimbofication’

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.

i bite in to bread and cheese and im ratatouille bitch

is there a pride flag for people who pee their pants? 

Hey I’m really interested in the fact that you made a whole separate blog for this. You just made the funniest post on tumblr and u don’t even want credit for it?????

update just cuz i dont think tumblr edits posts that have already been reblogged but if you’re outside of america venmo doesn’t work so i added the paypal info as well!!!

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

uh…. oh…. UHHHHHHH

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (2016)

I bought a cape because of this

Anyone praising Harry Styles as the “King of Camp” for simply wearing a sheer blouse when Billy Porter was carried in on a liter by six men, all involved covered in gold, is blind and a fool