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SIREN SIMON

I love drawing him so much wth

Wyll is the Blade of New Hampshire

Shadowheart isn’t a Sharran, she’s a Catholic going through a deconstruction phase (girl, aren’t we all) and Mark Wahlberg is her Mother Superior

The Sword Coast is the North Shore and it’s full of seagulls and roast beef sandwich shops

Cazador is a Dunks manager in Natick who wants to sacrifice 7000 employees to become the new CEO.

Astarion tells everyone he’s from Newton when he’s really from the Revere.

Karlach grew up in Lynn

Gortash is Ben Affleck

Everyone teleports through the cop slide at Government Center

Laezel is a pilot for JetBlue, and the Emperor is the Illithid husk of Samuel Adams.

My full piece for the Reminiscence @tgaa-precanon zine! Barok’s first trial as a prosecutor…

look at my detective, dawg, we're all going to die

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”