*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006

i am the worst person i know. i am better than everyone else. i hate myself. i am god <3

when megan fox said “my tit” (as her dying words) on Jennifer’s Body it changed the entire cinematic experience after 2009. no other movie had captured the millennial death experience better. in this essay I will-

Boybands will be like "i know a spot" and then take you to the woods to sacrifice you to the devil, only you're not a virgin so now you get to eat them

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out