The Spinach Wilts

Gymnastics

showed this to my roommate and her only comment was "that was a whole feature-length film. i feel like i just watched a b-movie version of coraline" with a general miasma of despair about her face

Truly Shakespearean

nah this is straight Greek

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

guy who said “Vile little bitch” has radiant Dennis Reynolds energy

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

this bitch got a skincare routine! she is THRIVIN!

Anyone lucky enough to have Leia Organa as a mother has literally no excuse for being anything other than a pure fucking delight. And that’s the tea.

fleetwood mac and cheese :)

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i would take a bullet for you britney