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what would you do if you came to my room and there was a sweeney todd movie poster

@pen-observing

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

are you sure it's a spider?

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

why is it in my room

and why do you know what it tastes like

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

nom nom.

what

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

why was your solution to eat them

i mean, no one else was gonna.

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life