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cali

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

dralphabet

dehydratedbunny

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

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i-am-a-fish

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

i-am-a-fish

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

pukicho

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

pukicho

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

pukicho

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

pmd9toybox

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orteil42

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

beatcroc

almost-correct-quotes

op surely isn't biased here

cookiescr

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

cookiescr

they’re just vibing yknow?

dimpledgucci

porcupines do this too :)

callingallcars

i have excellent news about the manul cat

radwolf76

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

lokeanrampant

I am porcupine.

krakensdottir

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

floridensis

look at this squirrel

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hyenafiend-deactivated20220214

@rhythpo

thequeenofsastiel

And let’s not forget the time an entire pride of ten lions decided to take a nap in a single tree

Yes these photos are real

infinitemachine

>Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me. I can’t make it an automatic reblog, myself. It has to be done manul-aly.

writing-prompt-s

The prince has been cursed, forcing him to live the rest of his life as a woman. At least that's the story the royal family is going with, because apparently an "unbreakable genderswap curse" is (sadly) much more acceptable than the princess being trans.

pukicho

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

pukicho

Dude, hold on

what did they do why is auto captions worse then mormal

#charlies inferno #youtube #auto captions

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pukicho

Over the past month I read over 13,000 pages of books and I'll be honest, I don't think that much escapism was good for me, but I had fun!

roaches-inthecereal

uwuinhell

daciancatamite

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

daciancatamite

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

justnoodlefishthings

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

justnoodlefishthings

geothefafa

tragic. they found an angel stcuk tangled in the telephone wires outsside your house. sorruy. yeah we dont know how to get it out cus anyone who approached the divine light of their holy aura got obliterated. yeah we forgot their names. it'll probably get free sooner or later. dont go outside

geothefafa

interesting point! lets not stare at it for too long okay!!

warmedbreadfrown

babe are you ok you reblogged the angel stuck in the telephone wires post again

#angel #stuck #in telephone wires #babe are you alright

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homunculus-argument

"Problematic height gap" was a concept made up by people who have never seen the kind of short people who go out to interact with the public. Those fucking gnomes fear nothing. If they're at the exact right height to bite you in the nuts, they will.

And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.

The tall people who are also large are mostly chill in my experience. Sure some of them must be assholes just out of statistical inevitability, but it takes some edge out of life knowing that someone could try to hit you with a tank and all they're going to find out is whether or not a Leopard 2A7 has a crumple zone. And most importantly they are never tactically prepared for getting bit in the nuts.

geothefafa

tragic. they found an angel stcuk tangled in the telephone wires outsside your house. sorruy. yeah we dont know how to get it out cus anyone who approached the divine light of their holy aura got obliterated. yeah we forgot their names. it'll probably get free sooner or later. dont go outside

geothefafa

interesting point! lets not stare at it for too long okay!!

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