the moon will sing a song for me

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

I just know that "I speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart," line had Laurent marching to his bedroom doing the Regina George scream as he pulls out his Burn Book and starts vigorously adding to the already 200-page long section he had on Damianos of Akielos.