Never Kept A Blog Name For Over A Month (Real)

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*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

My entire inbox is just bots following me, please free me from this nightmare-

YES OH MY GOD!!!!!

successfully navigating a social interaction really does feel like picking the correct dialogue option in a video game

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want